Our intrepid heroine is a new Legal Alien on Earth, having spent 82% of her life on Planet Fat (yes, I did the math). After being here almost 9 years, fatgrrl is finding this planet relatively nicer, but with its own challenges and puzzles. This place is not quite that Nirvana she had sought since the age of 6 but it's thrilling at times and she still wants to stay. Maybe you come from Planet Fat too, and wish to become a legal alien. It's a trip...
29.11.05
Election Tirade of the Day
"Humans is soooo stooopid! Go away and wake me up when it's over..."
What the blue blazes (as my mom used to say) are they thinking???? A federal election campaign, smack in the middle of the holidays (ALL of 'em! Christmas, Channukah, Chinese New Year, you name it!) I'm sorry, my milk of human kindness has just turned into curdled eggnog, and if you ring my doorbell looking for my vote, you are going to wear that eggnog! In fact, I may not vote. Screw em. The redneck vote is going to carry the day anyway. That idiot Layton of the Left who has caused this mess has less chance here than that ice lump lodged up the ass of the Christmas turkey.
I've ALWAYS voted, even in the stupid muncipal stuff where I get to choose either Stubby or Stumpy for councillor... not this time!
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